Their Square Antelope

Their Square Antelope craved for a bottle of wine to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who felt it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

Their Square Antelope searched for a toilet brush that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be an exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a toilet brush of all things.

Their Square Antelope found a rubber johnny that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

Their Square Antelope desperately looked for a sword that they would occasionally share. One might consider this to be a strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a sword being the item opted for.

Their Square Antelope wanted a spade that they sometimes embrace. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Square Antelope wanted a helmet that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a curious exercise, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a helmet would be the item chosen.