My Foolish Antelope

My Foolish Antelope desperately needed a set of lego to rub on his belly. It should be a fairly original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the chosen item.

My Foolish Antelope desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would often demolish. This seems to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

My Foolish Antelope always carried a ball that they would often cuddle. It is an extraordinary operation, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. A ball is the item to opt for.

My Foolish Antelope desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would often hug. This might appear to be a fairly exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

My Foolish Antelope craved for a set square that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a set square is the item that was chosen.

My Foolish Antelope desired a vibrator that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Antelope, who feels it would be exciting. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.