The Anxious Antelope

The Anxious Antelope had a cheese grater that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Antelope owned a vibrator that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

The Anxious Antelope desperately wanted a computer that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a funny exercise, to some, but not to the Antelope, who expected it was fun. A computer being the thing opted for.

The Anxious Antelope looked for a bottle of coke that they would smash. It should have been a fairly surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

The Anxious Antelope owned a CD player that they would break. It might be a funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a CD player being the thing selected.

The Anxious Antelope desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally share. It might have been a different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.