The Angry Antelope

The Angry Antelope craved for a condom that they would occasionally drop. This seems a fairly unusual idea, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who considered that it was in fact, epic. A condom was the chosen item.

The Angry Antelope desperately needed a condom to smash. This could be considered a fairly exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a condom is the thing to choose.

The Angry Antelope wanted a tomato that they would rub on his belly. It might be a fairly strange undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was awesome. Honestly, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Antelope desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who considered that it was in fact, fun. A bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Antelope needed a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be an extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Antelope wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes share. It was considered to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.