The Bum Loving Antelope

The Bum Loving Antelope always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Antelope wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Antelope needed a bag of flour that they would sit and look at. It would have been a fairly new idea, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Antelope desperately needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes sit and look at. It was a weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was magnificent. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

The Bum Loving Antelope desperately looked for a helmet that they liked to hug. This could be considered a fairly surprising activity, to me, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Antelope desperately craved for a piece of paper that they sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.