A Naughty Antelope

A Naughty Antelope desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes sleep with. It was a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

A Naughty Antelope desperately craved for a bag of flour that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. A bag of flour was the chosen thing.

A Naughty Antelope desperately desired a lava lamp that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a weird activity, to many, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

A Naughty Antelope needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly curious idea, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

A Naughty Antelope desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

A Naughty Antelope always had with them a rubber chicken that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.