The Yellow Antelope

The Yellow Antelope desperately looked for a wig that they would often try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly curious action, to some, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

The Yellow Antelope desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a peculiar exercise, to some, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

The Yellow Antelope craved for a lava lamp that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be miraculous. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Antelope desperately needed a set of lego to embrace. One might say this is a fairly strange thought, to some, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the item chosen.

The Yellow Antelope desperately desired a pint of beer that they would sleep with. It should be an original action, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Yellow Antelope owned a teapot that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly weird proposal, to you, but not to the Antelope, who thought it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the chosen thing.