Their Red Antelope

Their Red Antelope always kept a toilet brush that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a fairly odd idea, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

Their Red Antelope had a Harry Potter wand to sleep with. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Antelope, who feels it was wonderful. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

Their Red Antelope wanted a piece of paper that they would hug. This could be considered an extraordinary undertaking, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

Their Red Antelope desired a lava lamp that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

Their Red Antelope found a condom that they liked to eat. This could be considered a fairly strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the thing opted for.

Their Red Antelope owned a CD player that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thought it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player of all things.