My Silly Antelope

My Silly Antelope always carried a set square that they would often demolish. This seems a fairly funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a set square is the thing to choose.

My Silly Antelope often carried a dildo to play with. It was a strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item to opt for.

My Silly Antelope had a porno magazine that they would often demolish. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who feels it would be epic. Honestly, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

My Silly Antelope carried a set square that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a set square was the item that was selected.

My Silly Antelope found a can of Dr Pepper that they would put up their bum. It might have been an astonishing thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

My Silly Antelope wanted a CD player that they would worship. It should be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a CD player being the thing opted for.