The Bum Loving Antelope

The Bum Loving Antelope looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally cuddle. It is considered to be a weird exercise, to most, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Antelope needed a set square that they would often put on his head. This is certainly a strange thought, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a set square would be the item chosen.

The Bum Loving Antelope carried a piece of paper that they would play with. It would be a different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Antelope always had with them a painting of a melon that they liked to sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Antelope desperately desired a helmet to smash. This might appear to be a bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was fun. A helmet is the item to choose.

The Bum Loving Antelope desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly different activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.