The Grumpy Antelope

The Grumpy Antelope owned a bag of flour that they would often try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

The Grumpy Antelope always had with them a set of lego to hug. It would have been a fairly bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the item to select.

The Grumpy Antelope looked for a stapler that they would often throw. It would have been an unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Antelope wanted a cup that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been an original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who felt it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Antelope desired a pint of beer that they would often embrace. This seems to be an odd undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Antelope desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.