The Stupid Antelope

The Stupid Antelope desired a Harry Potter wand that they would break. It would have been a funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

The Stupid Antelope desperately wanted a tomato that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing to choose.

The Stupid Antelope looked for a stapler that they liked to put up their bum. One might find this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to some, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Antelope wanted a painting of a melon that they would often sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

The Stupid Antelope always kept a stretchman to sit and look at. It should be an original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

The Stupid Antelope found a bag of poop that they would sometimes break. This could be considered an extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.