The Ugly Antelope

The Ugly Antelope desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally annihilate It is a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Antelope carried a cup that they would throw. It should be a fairly original operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cup was the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Antelope owned a radiator that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who thought it would be sublime. A radiator is the thing to choose.

The Ugly Antelope owned a stretchman that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a weird idea, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

The Ugly Antelope desperately searched for a helmet that they sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a weird undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the item that was selected.

The Ugly Antelope desperately wanted a bag of poop that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly odd operation, to some, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item to select.