A Chinese Antelope

A Chinese Antelope often carried a sack of potatoes to demolish. It should be a fairly original operation, to some, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

A Chinese Antelope always kept a painting of a melon that they would embrace. It is a peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

A Chinese Antelope craved for a can of coke that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a somewhat surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item to select.

A Chinese Antelope needed a pencil sharpener that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a funny exercise, to many, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

A Chinese Antelope craved for a custard pie that they would break. It should have been a fairly odd activity, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who expected it was sublime. Remarkably, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

A Chinese Antelope craved for a can of Tango that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should be a fairly odd action, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is spectacular. A can of Tango is the item that was chosen.