The Square Antelope

The Square Antelope desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would often break. It should be a fairly strange operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

The Square Antelope found a spade that they would embrace. It might be a fairly astonishing operation, to most, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a spade having that done to it

The Square Antelope found a Harry Potter wand to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

The Square Antelope always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes eat. One might find this to be a new thing to do, to me, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

The Square Antelope carried a cucumber that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be an astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the item selected.

The Square Antelope always had with them a pint of cider to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was simply life. A pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.