A Fucking Antelope

A Fucking Antelope desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would often drop. This seems a new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken of all things.

A Fucking Antelope carried a cheese grater that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a fairly different suggestion, to you, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

A Fucking Antelope often carried a stapler that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly unusual operation, to you, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

A Fucking Antelope had a custard pie that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be an unusual proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

A Fucking Antelope desperately looked for a tomato that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is a curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

A Fucking Antelope found a melon that they liked to eat. It would have been an unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a melon would be the chosen thing.