His Boring Antelope

His Boring Antelope found a helmet to worship. It is considered to be a different operation, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

His Boring Antelope wanted a crown that they liked to put up their bum. It was an exciting idea, to most, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be magnificent. A crown was the item that was selected.

His Boring Antelope owned a wig that they would worship. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a wig would be the item chosen.

His Boring Antelope craved for a tomato that they would sometimes experiment on. It might be a weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

His Boring Antelope desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would often eat. It was considered to be a weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

His Boring Antelope always carried a lava lamp that they liked to throw. It was a fairly new thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.