Her Boring Antelope

Her Boring Antelope needed a bottle of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was a fairly curious action, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

Her Boring Antelope often carried a helmet to experiment on. This seems a new activity, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was fun. Bizarrely, a helmet being the thing opted for.

Her Boring Antelope needed a rubber chicken that they would often eat. This seems a fairly funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea was fun. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

Her Boring Antelope desperately desired a tomato that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

Her Boring Antelope always kept a cheese grater that they liked to smash. This is certainly a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

Her Boring Antelope owned a dildo that they sometimes worship. It was an odd thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.