My Big Antelope

My Big Antelope always carried a rubber johnny that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

My Big Antelope desperately desired a teapot that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be exciting. Honestly, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

My Big Antelope searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be an exciting activity, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. A rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

My Big Antelope desperately desired a pint of beer that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly curious proposal, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

My Big Antelope craved for a melon that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a fairly new suggestion, to some, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a melon having that done to it

My Big Antelope desperately wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes throw. This seems a curious proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a block of cheese of all things.