His Red Antelope

His Red Antelope needed a block of cheese to share. This is certainly a fairly curious action, to me, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

His Red Antelope always carried a cheese grater that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a new operation, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

His Red Antelope always kept a mug that they would share. It would be a fairly astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

His Red Antelope looked for a block of cheese that they would occasionally put on his head. It would have been an extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a block of cheese is the item to select.

His Red Antelope carried a dildo that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should be a fairly strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

His Red Antelope searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Antelope, who feels it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.