My Beautiful Antelope

My Beautiful Antelope searched for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thought, to most, but not to the Antelope, who expected it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

My Beautiful Antelope desperately craved for a can of Tango to cuddle. It was a bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

My Beautiful Antelope desperately needed a condom that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly exciting operation, to me, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a condom is the thing to select.

My Beautiful Antelope always carried a cup that they sometimes worship. This seems to be a bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a cup being the thing opted for.

My Beautiful Antelope needed a cucumber that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

My Beautiful Antelope owned a can of Tango that they would sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.