The Exciting Antelope

The Exciting Antelope had a set square that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a set square being the item opted for.

The Exciting Antelope found a computer to put up their bum. This could be considered an unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

The Exciting Antelope desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea was epic. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Antelope desperately searched for a teapot that they would often demolish. It should have been a fairly strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the item opted for.

The Exciting Antelope always carried a wig that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising idea, to most, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a wig was the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Antelope searched for a toilet brush that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a curious exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the item opted for.