His Fucking Antelope

His Fucking Antelope desperately craved for a helmet that they would occasionally worship. It would have been a fairly different proposal, to many, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the chosen thing.

His Fucking Antelope had a vibrator that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems a fairly different suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be entertaining. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

His Fucking Antelope had a pencil sharpener that they would often worship. It might have been a fairly different operation, to you, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

His Fucking Antelope desired a bottle of coke that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. A bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

His Fucking Antelope found a bat that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a new thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who expected it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

His Fucking Antelope always had with them a sword that they would often annihilate This seems a fairly curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sword is the item to select.