The Different Antelope

The Different Antelope wanted a dildo that they would occasionally throw. It is a surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a dildo was the chosen item.

The Different Antelope craved for a little monkey to smash. This is certainly a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who thought it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

The Different Antelope needed a bottle of wine that they liked to embrace. This is certainly a fairly peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Antelope, who expected it was entertaining. A bottle of wine is the thing to select.

The Different Antelope needed a melon that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Different Antelope desperately looked for a piece of paper that they liked to annihilate It would have been a fairly new approach to life, to many, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

The Different Antelope often carried a pint of beer to try to balance on their head. It might be a funny activity, to me, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.