A Little Antelope

A Little Antelope always carried a crown that they liked to eat. It was considered to be a peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a crown was the item that was selected.

A Little Antelope looked for a can of Tango to try to balance on their head. One might say this is an astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was epic. Honestly, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

A Little Antelope desperately craved for a wig that they liked to worship. It was an unusual activity, to some, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

A Little Antelope desperately looked for a hat that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would be a funny exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea is sublime. A hat being the thing opted for.

A Little Antelope desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

A Little Antelope found a radiator that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.