you-may-need (41)in #santa • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.The Depressed SantaDepressed Santa desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a…you-may-need (41)in #orangutan • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Retarded OrangutanRetarded Orangutan always kept a lava lamp that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a…you-may-need (41)in #newt • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Eccentric NewtEccentric Newt desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would put down their trousers. It should be a…you-may-need (41)in #gremlin • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Yellow GremlinYellow Gremlin always had with them a pen that they would often eat. This seems to be a fairly peculiar undertaking…you-may-need (41)in #gremlin • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Careful GremlinCareful Gremlin needed a lava lamp that they would put on his head. One might say this is a somewhat surprising…you-may-need (41)in #martian • 28 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Cute MartianCute Martian carried a cucumber that they would hug. It would have been an extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not…you-may-need (41)in #santa • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch. Dodgy SantaDodgy Santa looked for a dildo that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly a funny operation, to my grandpa…you-may-need (41)in #fisherman • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.A Yellow FishermanYellow Fisherman looked for a set of lego that they sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a funny…you-may-need (41)in #worm • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Her Troubled WormTroubled Worm needed a bag of flour that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly…you-may-need (41)in #worm • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.A Beautiful WormBeautiful Worm desperately desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a new…you-may-need (41)in #ogre • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Their Handsome OgreHandsome Ogre searched for a wig that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly unusual exercise…you-may-need (41)in #builder • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Chinese BuilderChinese Builder craved for a bag of poop that they would often play with. This is certainly a somewhat surprising…you-may-need (41)in #cat • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Funny CatFunny Cat had a sword that they sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly exciting proposal, to me and…you-may-need (41)in #cat • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Green CatGreen Cat desperately looked for a set of lego to play with. It would have been a weird and wonderful idea, to my…you-may-need (41)in #paki • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Round PakiRound Paki craved for a sponge that they would sleep with. It was a surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to…you-may-need (41)in #elf • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Careful ElfCareful Elf owned a teapot that they would drop. It was an extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Elf…you-may-need (41)in #fisherman • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Stupid FishermanStupid Fisherman desperately wanted a spade that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be an unusual…you-may-need (41)in #pigeon • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Lucky PigeonLucky Pigeon searched for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes break. It should have been a fairly odd undertaking, to…you-may-need (41)in #gremlin • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch. Yellow GremlinYellow Gremlin desperately craved for a stretchman that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems…you-may-need (41)in #unicorn • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Ugly UnicornUgly Unicorn desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be an…