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RE: Are Assholes Only Assholes Because Of Their Assholes or Is It Something Else Like Tomatoes?
I like toasted bacon and tomato sandwiches. Cheese is good on there too. We didn't have Tommy Toes but I have heard of selices of bread and my little sister liked going to the lake to feed the squans, you know, the big white birds that look like geese. Like you, she doesn't like being reminded of her ingenious word. I don't get it. She also hates it when I do the Itsy Bitsy Spider walk up her arm with my fingers while singing it to her. She used to love it. Don't tell me that people don't change!
Adding the bacon is always a nice touch. One can throw a fried egg on there as well but when I start getting carried away like that, I always remember to slice the tomatoes, then place them on paper towel to soak up some of the excess juice that just ends up everywhere except inside the mouth.
My neighbor used to always tell me to futt off. I never let that rest when I see him.
My aunt would put a piece of wax paper in there so the tomato didn't make the bread soggy before her hubby ate his sandwich at lunch. He discovered the wax paper the wrong way.
They should make flavored wax paper. Problem solved.
Did you correct your neighbour's pronunciation or go along with it?
When I was a kid, I'd try to correct him, and he's just tell me to futt off some more.