The Worrisome Artist

The Worrisome Artist desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would often eat. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

The Worrisome Artist owned a bat that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Artist, who expected it would be miraculous. A bat was the item that was chosen.

The Worrisome Artist had a condom to annihilate This seems a curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A condom is the item to opt for.

The Worrisome Artist desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who felt it was spectacular. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

The Worrisome Artist carried a dildo that they would occasionally drop. This seems to be a different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a dildo being the chosen item.

The Worrisome Artist often carried a can of Tango that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.