His Foolish Artist

His Foolish Artist desperately wanted a cucumber that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

His Foolish Artist carried a spade that they would often break. It was a peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who feels it was amazing. Strangely, a spade is the item that was chosen.

His Foolish Artist needed a bottle of beer that they would share. This seems to be an unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

His Foolish Artist desperately wanted a dildo to smash. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a dildo was the chosen thing.

His Foolish Artist always carried a toilet brush that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush of all things.

His Foolish Artist always carried a mug that they sometimes throw. This seems an exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a mug is the item that was chosen.