Their Stupid Artist

Their Stupid Artist carried a sword to put up their bum. This seems a bizarre thought, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was selected.

Their Stupid Artist desperately desired a melon that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is an unusual idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the item to choose.

Their Stupid Artist always kept a set of lego to throw. This is certainly a fairly exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a set of lego being the item selected.

Their Stupid Artist always kept a can of coke that they would often hug. This might appear to be a bizarre action, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

Their Stupid Artist desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

Their Stupid Artist looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to many, but not to the Artist, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.