A Funny Artist

A Funny Artist found a mug that they would put in the bath with him. It might be an original exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

A Funny Artist needed a sack of potatoes that they would put down their trousers. It is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

A Funny Artist needed a chocolate bar to demolish. It was considered to be a weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

A Funny Artist always carried a block of cheese that they sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a somewhat surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. A block of cheese was the chosen thing.

A Funny Artist owned a cucumber that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly astonishing idea, to many, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

A Funny Artist looked for a bottle of wine that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly unusual thought, to some, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.