Her Exciting Artist

Her Exciting Artist needed a bag of poop that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

Her Exciting Artist desperately looked for a sponge that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Exciting Artist always kept a bag of flour that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a funny approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Exciting Artist carried a rubber chicken to try to nail to the wall. It should have been an astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

Her Exciting Artist searched for a painting of a melon that they would often play with. It was a curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who thought it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

Her Exciting Artist desperately needed a melon that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who expected it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a melon was the item that was selected.