A Nervous Artist

A Nervous Artist owned a teapot that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

A Nervous Artist carried a sponge that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the chosen item.

A Nervous Artist always carried a rubber chicken that they liked to break. It would have been a fairly unusual operation, to me, but not to the Artist, who felt it was sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

A Nervous Artist desperately craved for a cup that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly weird activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. A cup is the item to choose.

A Nervous Artist always kept a rubber johnny to try to balance on their head. It is an odd exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. A rubber johnny being the thing selected.

A Nervous Artist desperately desired a radiator that they would rub on his belly. It might have been a weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a radiator of all things.