The Cute Artist

The Cute Artist had a porno magazine that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be an extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

The Cute Artist desperately needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes experiment on. It is a fairly unusual suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. A rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Artist found a bag of poop that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be an odd suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bag of poop having that done to it

The Cute Artist desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

The Cute Artist searched for a rubber johnny that they would insert somewhere. This seems a fairly surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. A rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

The Cute Artist looked for a lava lamp that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a new thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item to select.