Ugly Artist

Ugly Artist found a cup that they would drop. One might find this to be a strange exercise, to me, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was fun. Strangely, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

Ugly Artist searched for a spade that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been an astonishing thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a spade is the thing to choose.

Ugly Artist always had with them a rubber johnny that they would often drop. This could be considered an extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

Ugly Artist found a sponge that they would hug. One might say this is a surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be sublime. A sponge being the thing selected.

Ugly Artist desired a big sponge to smash. This is certainly a surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea is fun. Honestly, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

Ugly Artist desperately searched for a condom to experiment on. It is considered to be a new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a condom is the thing to opt for.