The Gentle Artist

The Gentle Artist desperately desired a teapot that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly new thing to do, to many, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Strangely, a teapot being the item opted for.

The Gentle Artist always kept a spade that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an extraordinary undertaking, to you, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Artist often carried a bat that they would experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who assumed it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Artist desperately looked for a sword that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Artist, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a sword being the thing opted for.

The Gentle Artist craved for a spade that they would sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was entertaining. Remarkably, a spade being the chosen item.

The Gentle Artist desperately searched for a cucumber that they would occasionally hug. It is a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was simply life. Honestly, a cucumber was the item that was selected.