The Anxious Artist

The Anxious Artist desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would embrace. One might consider this to be a weird action, to my children, but not to the Artist, who felt it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

The Anxious Artist always had with them a helmet to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an odd approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Artist had a computer that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly a bizarre suggestion, to you, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a computer of all things.

The Anxious Artist carried a bag of flour that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who expected it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.

The Anxious Artist found a stapler that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a stapler was the chosen item.

The Anxious Artist had a sword that they would often smash. It would have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. A sword would be the chosen thing.