The Crazy Artist

The Crazy Artist desperately searched for a cup that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be an exciting thought, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who assumed it would be stunning. Honestly, a cup being the item opted for.

The Crazy Artist needed a magic 8 ball that they would put on his head. One might say this is a surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

The Crazy Artist often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would put up their bum. It should be an odd idea, to my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

The Crazy Artist carried a melon that they sometimes break. This is certainly an extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Artist desperately desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who felt it would be wonderful. Honestly, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Artist desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be awesome. A can of Tango being the thing selected.