The Naughty Artist

The Naughty Artist searched for a little monkey that they liked to sleep with. It should be a weird undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a little monkey being the item selected.

The Naughty Artist desperately wanted a vibrator that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be an odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

The Naughty Artist desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

The Naughty Artist always carried a bag of flour that they would often experiment on. It would have been a fairly strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a bag of flour being the item selected.

The Naughty Artist desperately desired a bag of flour that they would often cuddle. It should have been a peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour having that done to it

The Naughty Artist desired a porno magazine to demolish. This might appear to be a fairly different approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the chosen item.