A Lonely Artist

A Lonely Artist found a pint of beer that they sometimes hug. It should have been a strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

A Lonely Artist carried a melon to break. One might consider this to be an astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the chosen thing.

A Lonely Artist desperately craved for a big sponge that they would occasionally embrace. It should have been a fairly new activity, to many, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

A Lonely Artist always had with them a dildo that they would often hug. It is an extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

A Lonely Artist looked for a sword that they would often put up their bum. It is a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a sword of all things.

A Lonely Artist needed a bottle of wine that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be an unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.