His Beautiful Artist

His Beautiful Artist always had with them a rubber johnny that they would put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

His Beautiful Artist always had with them a condom that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered a weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who assumed it was spectacular. Strangely, a condom having that done to it

His Beautiful Artist desperately craved for a tomato that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a peculiar exercise, to some, but not to the Artist, who felt it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

His Beautiful Artist always had with them a cucumber that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to many, but not to the Artist, who feels it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a cucumber of all things.

His Beautiful Artist desired a wig to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly funny activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a wig is the item that was chosen.

His Beautiful Artist desperately needed a lava lamp that they liked to demolish. One might say this is a fairly surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the chosen item.