The Adorable Artist

The Adorable Artist often carried a bottle of wine that they liked to eat. It might have been a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

The Adorable Artist desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to smash. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary exercise, to most, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. A sack of potatoes is the item to select.

The Adorable Artist always carried a toilet brush that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be wonderful. A toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable Artist wanted a custard pie that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly different proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

The Adorable Artist looked for a condom that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a peculiar exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a condom is the item to choose.

The Adorable Artist desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would experiment on. This seems an unusual thought, to many, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea was simply life. A piece of paper being the chosen thing.