The Square Artist

The Square Artist desperately desired a bottle of coke that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly astonishing operation, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Square Artist craved for a crown that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a different thing to do, to most, but not to the Artist, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

The Square Artist craved for a pint of cider that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who expected it would be breathtaking. A pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

The Square Artist craved for a magic 8 ball to break. It was a new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

The Square Artist desired a cucumber to worship. This seems a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

The Square Artist had a little monkey that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly unusual idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.