His Silly Artist

His Silly Artist carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

His Silly Artist found a set of lego that they sometimes hug. One might find this to be a fairly odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

His Silly Artist desired a melon that they sometimes eat. It should be a fairly curious activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a melon was the item that was opted for.

His Silly Artist often carried a tomato that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a fairly unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was entertaining. Honestly, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

His Silly Artist craved for a bottle of beer that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been an unusual idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

His Silly Artist owned a vibrator that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been an exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.