His Dodgy Artist

His Dodgy Artist needed a bat that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is a fairly weird proposal, to you, but not to the Artist, who feels it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

His Dodgy Artist desperately needed a radiator that they would put on his head. This seems a fairly exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who felt it would be sublime. Remarkably, a radiator being the item opted for.

His Dodgy Artist craved for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally play with. It is considered to be a different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who thought that it was in fact, epic. A bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

His Dodgy Artist found a cup that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a funny exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who felt it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the chosen thing.

His Dodgy Artist always carried a lava lamp to play with. It would be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

His Dodgy Artist always had with them a pencil sharpener that they liked to sit and look at. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to most, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.