His Dodgy Artist

His Dodgy Artist desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

His Dodgy Artist searched for a stretchman to cuddle. This could be considered a surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who assumed it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

His Dodgy Artist searched for a cucumber that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

His Dodgy Artist looked for a toilet brush that they liked to experiment on. It is a surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who feels it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

His Dodgy Artist desperately needed a wig that they would sometimes break. It was a fairly curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. A wig having that done to it

His Dodgy Artist always had with them a little monkey that they would occasionally demolish. This could be considered a new activity, to some, but not to the Artist, who considered it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the chosen thing.