The Adventurous Artist

The Adventurous Artist desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would put up their bum. It should be an unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who feels it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

The Adventurous Artist desperately searched for a condom that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems a fairly strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a condom was the item that was opted for.

The Adventurous Artist had a sack of potatoes that they would often embrace. It would have been a fairly peculiar action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

The Adventurous Artist had a teapot that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a somewhat surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Artist, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the thing selected.

The Adventurous Artist always carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a fairly weird thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a can of Tango having that done to it

The Adventurous Artist desperately wanted a vibrator that they would put up their bum. It would be a strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the item selected.