My Handsome Artist

My Handsome Artist always carried a pen that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a pen was the thing that was selected.

My Handsome Artist desperately wanted a melon that they liked to eat. It would have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the thing to choose.

My Handsome Artist wanted a spade that they liked to smash. One might find this to be an exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a spade was the thing that was selected.

My Handsome Artist often carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. A bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

My Handsome Artist desperately desired a sponge that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who assumed it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

My Handsome Artist desperately desired a rubber chicken that they liked to annihilate It would be a surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.