The Funny Artist

The Funny Artist wanted a dildo that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should be a surprising action, to many, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item chosen.

The Funny Artist searched for a bag of poop that they would demolish. It is an original activity, to you, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

The Funny Artist desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a fairly original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a block of cheese having that done to it

The Funny Artist always had with them a vibrator that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a fairly new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Artist had a wig that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Artist, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

The Funny Artist desperately searched for a toilet brush that they sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who had decided it was epic. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.