The Cute Artist

The Cute Artist needed a stretchman that they would sometimes play with. It might be a fairly exciting activity, to me, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

The Cute Artist found a bag of poop that they sometimes cuddle. This seems a surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

The Cute Artist wanted a crown that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been an original activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a crown being the item selected.

The Cute Artist found a toilet brush that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be an odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who expected it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

The Cute Artist craved for a melon that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Artist often carried a tomato that they would often put up their bum. It might be a funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a tomato is the item that was chosen.